14 Kids Jokes the Whole Family Will Enjoy
Clean question-and-answer jokes for children of all ages.
Good kids jokes work for adults too. These quick question-and-answer jokes are easy to read aloud and make a great after-dinner game: take turns reading the setup while everyone else guesses.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fig.
Fig who?
Fig-get about it!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl be there in a minute!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
What do you call a cow that does karate?
A beef patty!
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work!
Why was the computer cold?
Because it lost its byte!
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because his lunch was a piece of pi!
Why did the kid put his cereal in the microwave?
Because he wanted it to be a little hot!
Why did the soccer player bring a ladder to the game?
Because he heard the match was going to be a kick-off!
What did the baseball say to the glove?
Catch you later!
What do you call a cracked pumpkin?
A Squash-ed pumpkin!
Why did the beach close down?
Because it lost its life-gourd!
Why was the Thanksgiving turkey spoiled?
Because it used too much fowl language!
What do you call a computer that sings?
A-dell!
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