12 Preschool Jokes for Tiny Comedians
Very simple jokes for the youngest joke tellers.
Preschoolers mostly laugh at the idea of a joke, and that is perfectly fine. These are the simplest jokes on the site, built around animals and everyday things that little ones already know.
Why did the motorcycle go to the doctor?
Because it had a flat tire!
Why did the volcano erupt?
Because it had a lot of hot air!
What kind of tree enjoys camping?
A pine tree!
Why did the cat go to the vet?
Because it had a mouse in its paw!
Why did Elsa have a hard time making a snowman?
Because she has ice hands!
Why did the teddy bear jump into the river?
Because it wanted to get its bear-y wet!
What keys are sugary?
Cookies!
Where do elephants pack?
In their trunks!
What did the Dalmatian say after food?
That was tasty!
How is the ocean friendly?
It waves!
What did volcanoes say in love?
I lava you!
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
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