10 Best Kids Jokes for Family Fun
Family-friendly jokes for road trips, dinner tables and bedtime.
These jokes are picked for families. They work for younger kids who are just learning to tell jokes and for older siblings who like to show off. Keep a few handy for the next long drive.
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it’s too far to walk!
What did one math book say to the other?
I’ve got problems!
Why was the math teacher always happy?
Because she knew all the angles!
What do you call a fish wearing a crown?
King Salmon!
Why did the chicken go to space?
To attend a henlightenment seminar on astronomy!
Why did the teacher write on the window?
Because he wanted the lesson to be clear!
What has a face that doesn’t frown, a bed that doesn’t sleep, and can run but never walks?
A clock.
What has keys but can’t open locks?
A piano.
What has a thumb and four fingers but isn’t alive?
A glove.
What has wheels and flies but is not an airplane?
A garbage truck.
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