14 Lunchbox Jokes to Tuck Into a Lunch Bag
Short notes that make a school lunch a little more fun.
A joke on a napkin or sticky note is an easy way to make a kid smile in the middle of the school day. These are short enough to fit on a small card and clean enough for any classroom.
What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A clock.
What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin.
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold.
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle.
What did the water say to the wave?
Nothing, it just waved.
How do monkeys make toast?
They put it under the gorilla.
How do you know if a crab is in a bad mood?
It snaps at everything!
I have keys but no locks, I have space but no room. What am I?
A keyboard.
I am always hungry, I must always be fed, the finger I touch, will soon turn red. What am I?
Fire.
Why did the carrot go to the eye doctor?
Because it lost its vision!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split his pants!
What do you call a monkey in the middle of the road?
A traffic jam.
What does an injured lemon need to feel better?
Lemon-aid.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Why are you crying all of a sudden? Is everything okay?
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