16 Laffy Taffy-Style Candy Wrapper Jokes
Short, sugary jokes in the style of the classic candy wrapper.
Candy wrapper jokes are a childhood tradition: one quick question, one silly answer, read in the time it takes to unwrap a piece. These are written in that same bite-size style.
How do you get an alien baby to sleep?
You rocket!
What do you call a happy cowboy?
A jolly rancher.
Why did the lion go to the barbershop?
Because it was time for his mane-tenance.
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter-back!
Why did the Laffy Taffy go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling a little bit twisted!
How did the Laffy Taffy get to the top of the mountain?
It taffy-d the climb!
Why should you never write with a dull pencil?
Because it’s pointless.
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What’s the best way to carve wood?
Whittle by whittle.
What can you serve but not eat?
A tennis ball.
What did the pancake say to the baseball player?
Batter up!
What building has the most stories?
The library.
What is thin, white, and scary?
Homework.
Why did the GPS coordinate get kicked out of class?
He had a bad lattitude.
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
It needed a root canal!
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