13 Kindergarten Jokes for Little Learners
Jokes about school, animals and snacks for five- and six-year-olds.
Kindergartners are prime joke audiences: old enough to get a simple pun and young enough to laugh at it every single time. These are great for circle time, class parties or the walk to school.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crumb-y!
What do you call a melon that’s not a melon?
A water-melon!
Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
Because it had a tree-mendous ache!
What kind of music do leaves listen to?
Rap-id riffling!
Why did the leaves go to the doctor?
Because they had autumn-y problems!
Why did the watermelon go to the doctor?
Because it had a seedy problem!
What do you call a frog that plays baseball?
A Leap-off player!
Why did the ghost go into the bathroom?
To get the boo.
Why did the pig go oink, oink, oink all the way home?
Because its bac-on!
Why did the snowman go on vacation?
To chill out!
What did one flower say to the other?
I daf-fo-dil you!
What did the bald man say when he received a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I’ll never use it!
Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
Because he was crumbing apart!
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