19 Jokes for 7-Year-Olds
Puns and riddles for confident young readers.
Seven-year-olds are ready for real wordplay. These jokes use puns and double meanings that early readers can figure out on their own, which makes telling them extra satisfying.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go MOO!
What do you call a bear with no socks?
Bare-foot!
Why did the cat go to the vet?
Because it was feline well!
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk!
What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
What do librarians take when they go fishing?
Book worms!
What’s yellow and dangerous?
Shark infested custard!
What time should you go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty.
Why did the burglar take a shower?
He wanted to make a clean getaway.
How can you tell which rabbit is the oldest?
Look for grey hares.
Where does Tarzan buy his clothes?
At a jungle sale.
When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
When you’re a mouse.
What’s red and invisible?
No tomatoes!
What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
Hope it’s Halloween!!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive YOU!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut ask me, I just got here.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean meat!
What do you call a French man in sandals?
Phillipe Phloppe!
What do you call a retired vegetable?
A has-bean!
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