24 Jokes for 4-Year-Olds
Simple, silly jokes for preschoolers who are just discovering puns.
Four-year-olds love jokes that are silly and a little bit surprising. These use familiar things like animals, colors and food, and the punchlines are short enough for little ones to repeat proudly to everyone they meet.
What fruit do twins love?
Pears!
What do you call a sweet-sounding fruit?
A ba-na-na!
What do you call a peanut butter sandwich that’s been in the sun too long?
Squished!
Why did the T-Rex go across the road?
To beat extinction!
What do you call a train that has a cold?
A-choo-choo train!
Why did the train conductor wear sunglasses?
Because the trains were so bright!
What do you call a bike that can’t stand up on its own?
A two-wheely-tired bike.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
Because her students were so bright.
What do you call a volcano that’s really good at singing?
A hit-maker!
What do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning!
What has arms but can’t hug?
A sofa!
Why did the scientist add broccoli to his ice cream?
To make it a little greener!
How did the pirate get his flag so cheaply?
He bought it on sail.
What do you call a blue dog?
A blueberry!
What’s a sleepy dinosaur called?
Dino-Snore!
What bird is always out of breath?
A puffin!
What do you call a wet cow?
A rain-deer!
What did one volcano tell the other?
I lava you!
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9!
What do you get from a centipede and a parrot?
A walkie talkie!
What did the mountain find funny?
It was hill-arious.
What’s a cow’s favorite rock?
Mooo-n rock.
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