16 Really Funny Dad Jokes
Dad jokes that earn an actual laugh, not just an eye roll.
Not every dad joke is a groaner. Some are genuinely clever, built on wordplay that rewards a second of thought. These are the ones that tend to get a real laugh before the eye roll kicks in.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad.
Did you hear about the guy who failed his driving test?
He thought it was a crash course.
What do you call a wizard who’s good with ceramics?
Harry Pottery.
Why don’t the other farm animals like playing basketball with pigs?
They’re ball hogs.
What is a snake that loves building houses called?
A boa constructor.
Why did the kangaroo’s mom get a pouch for her baby?
Because he was a pouch potato.
What bird is great at building things?
A crane.
What do you call a fish that’s good at basketball?
A net-fish!
Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself?
It’s two-tired!
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
What did the shovel say to the sand?
I really dig you!
What music do chiropractors like?
Hip pop.
What’s a factory for OK things?
Satisfactory.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What do you call a monster with a high IQ?
Frank-Einstein.
What do you call a factory that makes OK products?
A satisfactory.
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