11 Winter Dad Jokes for Cold Days
Snowmen, frost and freezing temperatures, all turned into puns.
Winter gives dad jokes plenty of material: snowmen, icicles, hot cocoa and the eternal battle over the thermostat. Share these on a snow day or while waiting for the car to warm up.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
I don’t know about you, but I smell carrots.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slope-poke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly-days are back again!
What’s a polar bear in the Sahara?
Lost!
What’s a snowman’s dog?
A slush puppy!
Where do skiers go when they’re short on cash?
The snow bank.
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Want to go for a spin?
What’s a winter ghost called?
Casp-brrr!
What facial cream does Frosty’s mom like?
Cold cream!
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