11 Valentine's Day Dad Jokes
Sweet, punny jokes for cards, lunchboxes and February 14th.
Valentine's Day comes with hearts, chocolate and plenty of opportunities for puns. These dad-style Valentine jokes are sweet without being sappy and work well in a card for kids or grown-ups.
Why do skunks love Valentine’s Day?
Because they’re scent-ual animals!
Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef?
He’ll dessert you.
What did one oar say to the other oar?
Can I interest you in a little row-mance?
What did one tomato say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
What did Han Solo say to Princess Leia on Valentine’s Day?
Yoda one for me.
What did the ghost say to his valentine?
You look so BOOtiful.
What did the acorn say to the tree?
I’m fallin’ for you.
What did the paper clip tell the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel on Valentine’s Day?
Somebunny loves you!
What did the dirt say to the rock on V-Day?
I’d settle for you.
What did the syrup warn the waffle about on Valentine’s?
It was waffling in their relationship status.
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