10 of the Worst Dad Jokes (In the Best Way)
Puns so bad they come all the way back around to good.
A truly terrible dad joke is an art form. The goal is the groan, and these deliver it. Tell them with a straight face and pause just a beat too long before the punchline.
Why should you never throw grandpa’s false teeth at a vehicle?
You might denture car.
What did the lunch box say to the refrigerator?
Don’t hate me because I’m a little cooler.
What family does the zebra belong to?
Can’t say, none of our neighbors have a zebra.
Where do basketball players get their uniforms?
New Jersey.
Why couldn’t the baby in basketball score?
He kept dribbling.
What has a spine but no bones?
A book.
Why was the Incredible Hulk so good at gardening?
He had a green thumb.
What kind of music does a boulder like?
Rock n roll.
Why did the elephant quit his job?
He was working for peanuts.
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk!
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