11 Jokes for Teens That Are Actually Funny
Clever, clean humor that teenagers will not be too cool for.
Teens can smell a try-hard joke from across the room. These rely on sharper wordplay and quicker punchlines, which makes them easier to share with friends and less likely to earn a groan.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O.
What’s the difference between the ACT and SAT?
One letter.
What book won’t teachers give you credit for reading?
Facebook.
What do you call a teacher who lost their voice?
A hoarse whisperer.
Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Why did the beach close?
Because it lost its tide!
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
I have no idea!
Why was the scientist mad at the lab assistant?
Because they made a mistake on the slide!
Why can’t a 12-year-old be more like a 70-year-old?
They can’t drive.
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