7 Dad Riddles to Stump (and Annoy) the Family
Riddle-style jokes where the answer is always a pun.
A dad riddle looks like a brain teaser but ends like a dad joke. Ask the question, let everyone think for a moment, then deliver the pun. Great for road trips and waiting rooms.
What’s the least-spoken language?
Sign language.
What’s the Easter bunny’s top music pick?
Hip-hop.
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
I’m stuck on you!
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch!
What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Leftover!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side… or so I’ve been told.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!
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