9 Dad Jokes About Dad Jokes
Self-aware puns for the dad who knows exactly what he is doing.
What is better than a dad joke? A dad joke that knows it is a dad joke. These meta one-liners are for the pun lover who has heard every groan and keeps going anyway.
What do you call a magical dog?
A Labracabrador.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You gotta watch out for poodles.
What do you call a lazy joey?
A pouch potato.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
They live in a honeycomb.
Why didn’t Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner?
It was Chewie.
Why couldn’t the baby score?
He was always dribbling.
What’s the best music for fishing?
Something catchy.
What’s Santa’s favorite state to visit?
Ida Ho Ho Ho!
What’s the least-spoken language in the world?
Sign language.
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