11 Corny Dad Jokes Guaranteed to Get a Groan
Cheesy, punny and completely family-friendly.
Corny is the whole point. These jokes lean into the cheese with puns about food, animals and everyday objects. They are clean enough for any audience and silly enough to annoy every teenager in the room.
Why did the old man fall into the well?
He couldn’t see that well.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.
Why didn’t Han Solo like his steak?
It was too Chewie.
How is a quarterback like a baby?
One takes a snap, the other takes a nap.
What’s a boomerang that won’t return?
A stick.
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
They’re both Paris sites.
Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why do dads take extra socks golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
What do you call a fancy fish called?
So-fish-ticated.
What did the lunch box say to the refrigerator?
Don’t hate me because I’m a little cooler.
Why didn’t Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner?
It was Chewie.
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