13 Best St. Patrick's Day Jokes
Leprechauns, shamrocks and pots of gold in punchline form.
St. Patrick's Day brings green everything, four-leaf clovers and leprechauns guarding their gold. These jokes are family-friendly and great for school parties on March 17th.
What do you call a cat that can sing?
A meow-sician!
What did the cat say when it finished its meal?
Purr-fect!
How do cats make sure they’re heard?
They use their meow-gaphones!
Why did the shamrock go to the dance party?
It wanted to show off its jig-pressive moves!
What do you call a dancing shamrock?
A jigs-aw puzzle!
What’s a leprechaun’s favorite type of music?
Sham-rock and roll!
Why don’t leprechauns like fast food?
They prefer slow-cooked meals.
Why don’t leprechauns like basketball?
They always get caught traveling!
What do you call a leprechaun who gets away with everything?
Lucky!
How do leprechauns stay fit?
They chase rainbows and do pot-of-gold exercises!
What do you call a leprechaun who can’t find his gold?
A poor little fella!
Why do leprechauns make good secret agents?
Because they can always stay undercover!
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
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