15 Water Jokes to Make a Splash
H2O humor, ocean puns and splashy one-liners.
Water jokes flow easily: rivers, oceans, puddles and plenty of puns about getting soaked. These are clean, quick and great for pool days.
What do you call a fake rainstorm?
A sham-poo.
Why did the dolphin cross the road?
To get to the other tide!
Why was the river so calm?
It was a tranquil day.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
What do you call a shark that’s good at karate?
A Jaws-do master.
How do sharks make a living?
They work in the chum-munity.
What do you call a mermaid with attitude?
A shell-fish.
Why did the mermaid join the band?
Because she had a great reef!
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.
Why did the mermaid wear seashells?
Because B-shells were too small!
What do you call a shark that loves art?
A Picasso shark.
How do sharks make a good impression?
They tend to have a great bite!
Why do seals go to the beach?
To get their sun tan.
What do clouds wear under their raincoats?
Thunderwear!
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