18 Best Cat Jokes That Are Purr-fect
Feline funnies for cat people and cat-curious alike.
Cats bring their own kind of comedy: aloof, mysterious and always knocking things off tables. These cat jokes lean on the many, many puns hidden in "purr," "meow" and "claw."
What do you call a cat who plays the guitar?
A strum-feline!
How do cats eat spaghetti?
They fur-knead it before taking a bite!
What do you call a cat that loves bowling?
An alley cat!
Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
What do you call a cat who can sing?
A furr-ocious vocalist!
How do cats communicate with each other?
Through meow-sages!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a lemon?
A sourpuss!
Why did the cat go to medical school?
To become a purr-fessional!
What do you call a cat that loves the beach?
Sandy Claws!
What do you call a cat that can sing?
A Yowl-er!
What do you call a cat that gets everything it wants?
Purr-suasive!
What’s a cat’s favorite color?
Purrr-ple!
Why don’t cats play sports?
They’re afraid of the dodge-kit!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a fish?
A Purr-ana!
How do cats say I love you in French?
Meow-ché amore!
How does a cat learn to keep a secret?
They take nine lives to master the art of discretion.
Why did the cat climb the tree?
Because a dog was chasing it!
What do you call a dancing cat?
A meow mirth!
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