26 March Jokes for Welcoming Spring
Jokes about wind, rain, spring and the march toward warmer days.
March is the month of blustery wind, spring showers and plenty of wordplay about marching. Share these as winter fades and the first flowers appear.
Why did the kid throw his clock out the window?
Because he wanted to see time fly!
Why did the kid bring an umbrella to school?
Because it was raining cats and dogs!
Why did the rainbow cross the road?
To get to the other prism!
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A stick!
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Because it had a cavity in its trunk!
Why do bees hum?
Because they don’t know the words!
What do you call a boastful flower?
A show-off!
What did the flower say to the other flower?
I vine to see you!
Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school!
Why did the beach ball go to the doctor?
It had a case of the beach ball-oons!
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because it had a sea-sickness!
What did the asparagus say to the celery?
You are so Stu-pea!
Why did the farmer plant a seed in the middle of the field?
Because he wanted to raise the corn-er!
Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?
Because he was a fun-gi!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy the flowers blooming all around!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tulips.
Tulips who?
Tulips a lot, but I don’t mind!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Showers.
Showers who?
Showers you with springtime joy!
Why did the Easter egg go to the doctor?
Because it had a crack in it!
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
A power plant!
Why did the bee go to the hair salon?
It needed a buzz cut!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey.
Honey who?
Honey bee a dear and fetch me a flower!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce enjoy the beauty of spring!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Carrot.
Carrot who?
Carrot-tastic day to go outside and play!
What did one raindrop say to the other?
Two’s company, but thunder’s a crowd!
How do thunder and lightning communicate?
Thunderstorms always make a loud boom, and lightning never leaves them hanging!
What do you call a bee that’s having a bad hair day?
A frizz-bee!
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