28 Sun Jokes That Will Brighten Your Day
Solar puns and sunny one-liners.
The sun is the brightest star in our sky and the source of plenty of glowing wordplay. These sun jokes are perfect for summer days and science class.
What kind of music does the sun listen to?
Sunshine pop!
Why did the sun go to the doctor?
Because it had a solar flare-up!
What did one sun say to the other sun?
I’m sunnier than you!
What do people do during their summer holidays?
They have a lot of sun.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Solar.
Solar who?
Solar-y I’m late, the sun was in my eyes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sun.
Sun who?
Sun-ny day, isn’t it?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sunscreen.
Sunscreen who?
Sunscreen you later, I’m going to the beach!
What do you call a scientist who loves the sun?
A sun-searcher.
What do you call a sun-loving dog?
A solar-pup.
What did the sun say to the moon?
You’re luna-tic!
Why is the sun not very heavy to carry?
Because it is really very light.
Why did the sun not have to go to college?
He already has a million degrees.
What happens when monkeys lie out in the sun?
They get an orangutan!
Why did the scientist buy some sunscreen?
Because he was a pale-ontologist.
What do you call a cow that stays out in the sun too long?
A moolta!
Why did the fool stay up all night to see where the sun went?
He wanted to find out!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alotta.
Alotta who?
Alotta sunshine is what you can expect in the summertime.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
I’ll ketchup with you in the fall.
What did the sun say to the cloud when it went on vacation?
You’ll be mist!
What did the sun say to the ice?
You’re gonna have a total meltdown!
Why was the sun so tired after its summer vacation?
It had spent the whole time in the Tropics!
What would the only son of the sun be?
The sol heir to all his property.
What does the sun say to his kid?
I love you, sun!
Why is the sun so popular at parties?
Because he is the sunniest.
What did the sun say when it finally retired?
I’m ready to take a permanent sunset.
Where do sheep go on their summer vacation?
To the Baa-hamas.
What do scientists who study the sun have?
A flare for research.
What did the black hole say to the sun while arguing?
Don’t you get the gravity of the situation?
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