8 Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends
Easy, shareable jokes for group chats and hangouts.
The best jokes are the ones you share. These are quick to tell, easy to remember and good for breaking the ice with friends old and new.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No silly, cows go moo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
What do you call a fish wearing a crown?
King mackerel!
What time do astronauts have dinner?
At launch time!
What did the American football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarterback!
Have you ever noticed that the word bed looks like a bed?
But that’s not the point. I’m still hiding the bodies. And the police can’t see anything!
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