18 Best Math Jokes That Add Up to Laughs
Number puns for students, teachers and math fans.
Math jokes are a favorite with students and teachers alike. These cover numbers, geometry and the eternal question of why six is afraid of seven.
What do you call a triangle that got an A on the test?
A try-angle!
Why did the circle go to the gym?
To get a little circumference!
What do you call a shape that can never make up its mind?
An indecision-gon!
Why did the number 6 hate the number 7?
Because 7 8 (ate) 9!
Why should you never talk to pi?
Because they go on forever and you’ll just get irrational answers!
Why did the mathematician always carry a calculator on Pi Day?
Because he was always crunching the numbers!
Why did the tree go to the math class?
Because it wanted to improve its branch of knowledge!
What did one algebra book say to another?
Don’t worry, I’ve got your back cover!
How do you know when algebra is in love?
It can’t stop finding X attractive!
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You’re pointless!
Why was the parallelogram always so calm?
Because it was always working things out.
What do you call friends who love math?
Alge-bros!
Why do plants hate math?
Because it’s just a bunch of Xs and Ys!
What’s a math teacher’s favorite sum?
Summer vacation!
What do you call a number that can’t keep still?
A restless number.
Why was the fraction nervous?
Because it was about to be divided!
What did the mathematician say to the computer?
Is that your final answer?
Why was the math book depressed?
Because of all of its problems!
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