14 Algebra Jokes for Solving Boredom
Variable humor for anyone who has ever looked for x.
Algebra might be the only subject where people are constantly asked to find their ex. These jokes play with variables, equations and the quirks of math class.
Do you know what mathematicians do after it snows?
They make snow angles!
Which tool is best for math?
The multi-pliers.
Did you know that there are three kinds of people in the world?
Here they are: people who can count and people who can’t.
Do you know why the two 4s didn’t go to the cafeteria for lunch?
They already 8!
Do you know the special trick to turn seven into an even number?
Remove the s!
What do the moon and a dollar have in common?
They both have 4 quarters.
How does a mathematician plow fields?
With a pro-tractor.
What’s a math teacher’s favorite kind of tree?
Geometry.
What do you call a number that can’t keep still?
A roamin’ numeral.
Why did the math teacher open a bakery?
Because she knew how to make square roots.
What do you call a group of friends who love math?
AlgeBROS.
Do you know what type of math birds like best?
Owlgebra!
Do you know who invented algebra?
An x-pert.
Which civilization was best at algebra?
The Romans. For them, X was always 10.
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