12 Really Good Jokes Worth Remembering
Jokes that work on almost any audience.
A really good joke is one you can tell to your grandmother and your coworker and get the same laugh. These clean, clever jokes are our picks for the most reliable crowd-pleasers.
How do celebrities stay cool?
They have many fans.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because 7-8-9.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Aye, matey.
What’s black and white and goes round and round?
A penguin in the washing machine.
Why did the snail paint an S?
So his car is a S car!
Why 6 scared of 7?
7-8-9.
What do you call a man who can’t stand?
Neil.
Why did the lettuce go to the party?
Because it could always dress to impress!
What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wasabi!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce have some fun!
What has ears but can’t hear?
A cornfield!
How did you do that?
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