16 Jokes About Snow for a Flurry of Laughs
Snowmen, snowflakes and snow-day humor.
Snow days call for hot cocoa, sledding and silly jokes. These snow puns feature snowmen, snowflakes and the occasional frozen carrot nose.
Why did the snowman want a button nose?
Because the carrot wasn’t just for picking!
How do snowmen get around in the winter?
They ride an icicle!
Why did the snowman go to the doctor?
Because he had a frosty the symptoms!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
How do snowmen get around?
They snowmobile!
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Because Frosty was already taken!
What did the ice cube say to the other ice cube?
I cube you!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels!
What’s the coolest element in the periodic table?
Ber-yllium.
Why couldn’t the snail paint a giant S on his car?
Because it would have taken ages for the S car go.
How did the egg have a day off?
Because it was Fryday.
Why did the snowman want a dog?
Because he wanted a cold best friend!
Why did the snowman go to the doctor?
Because he had a carrot stuck in his nose!
What do you call a frozen dog?
A Chili dog!
Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
Because he was a crumby cookie!
Why was the January snowman looking sad?
Because he had a meltdown!
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