12 Knock-Knock Dad Jokes
When the classic door joke meets dad-level puns.
Dads did not invent the knock-knock joke, but they have certainly perfected the art of telling one at the wrong moment. Here are a few to keep by the front door.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time, I thought you weren’t home!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Freeze.
Freeze who?
Freeze a jolly good fellow, freeze a jolly good fellow…
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aardvark.
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles…
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little Old Lady.
Little Old Lady who?
Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a bad joke, I know.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you so much!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
James.
James who?
James gonna keep telling jokes until you laugh!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rachel.
Rachel who?
Rachel moment you leave, I’m telling another joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma so excited for our family game night!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!
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