15 Father Jokes for Every Kind of Dad
Jokes about dads, for dads, and told the way only dads tell them.
Whether he is the grill master, the thermostat guardian or the king of puns, every dad deserves a joke or two in his honor. These father jokes are quick to tell and easy to remember.
Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided?
All the sailors were marooned.
Why did the coffee taste like dirt?
Because it was ground just a few minutes ago.
Why did the Rolling Stones stop making music?
Because they got to the bottom of the hill.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they’re so good at it.
Why was the baseball player let go?
He made it to three bases but walked back home.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but he must pick the right time—like when you’re eating.
How many DIY buffs does it take to change a light bulb?
One’s plenty, but be ready for two weeks and many store visits.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
Did you hear the one about the kid who started a business tying shoelaces on the playground?
It was a knot-for-profit.
Why did the fisherman throw his net overboard?
Because he got hooked on net fishing!
Why was the astronaut scared?
He was looking for some space!
Why did the car see the doctor?
It was feeling a bit tired!
Why did the repairman want to be a detective?
To be a car-see-all!
Why did the stoplight get tired?
Because it was working too hard!
What do you call a superhero who can’t remember his identity?
Captain Amnesia!
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