18 Jokes About Rain for Gloomy Days
Puddle puns and rainy-day one-liners.
Stuck inside on a rainy day? These rain jokes cover clouds, umbrellas, puddles and the occasional storm. They are a good cure for a gray afternoon.
Why did the rain cloud go to the podium?
It wanted to give a precipitation speech!
Why did the rain shower on the parade?
It wanted to add some more drizzle to the celebration.
What do you call a rain shower that’s not very strong?
A light rain!
Why did the sun go behind the clouds?
Because it was having a rainy day!
What do you call a fake rain shower?
A mist-ake!
Why did the cloud go to the doctor?
It had a case of the thunderstorms!
What do you call a bear with rain drops on its head?
A drizzly bear!
Why did the rain cloud go to school?
To get a thunder-standing.
What do you call a dog that loves the rain?
A rain-deer!
What has hands but can’t clap?
A rainy day!
What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?
An envelope in the rain.
What falls from the sky but never gets hurt?
Raindrops!
What do you call a rainy day where you don’t get wet?
A drought!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rainy.
Rainy who?
Rainy day, isn’t it?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Drizzle.
Drizzle who?
Drizzle be the weather today, isn’t it?
Why did the weather forecast use a fridge magnet?
To get a cool forecast!
Why did the rain cloud go to the podium?
To make a rain-speech!
Why was the stadium so hot after the game?
Because all of the fans left! (Talk about a shocking turn of events.).
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