16 Fall Jokes to Leaf You Laughing
Autumn puns about leaves, pumpkins and cooler weather.
Fall brings crunchy leaves, pumpkins and plenty of reasons to pun on the word "leaf." These autumn jokes are perfect for harvest festivals and back-to-school season.
Why did the apple go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t feeling so-apple!
What did the apple say to the worm?
I’m the pick of the patch!
What do you call a scarecrow that wins the Nobel Prize?
A straw-bered genius!
Why did the farmer name his tractor Optimistic?
Because no matter how tough the job, it was always half-full!
What kind of music do ghosts listen to?
Boo-p!
Why did the ghost go on the roller coaster?
For the scream of it!
What did one cranberry say to the other cranberry?
It’s a real jam in here!
What do you call a sweater made from the tears of pumpkins?
A-maize-ing.
What do you call a cozy autumn day?
A fall-ing good time!
How do leaves get from place to place?
With their little log-s!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma.
Norma who?
Norma-lly I don’t eat this much on Thanksgiving!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys Thanksgiving! Aren’t you?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leftover.
Leftover who?
Leftover turkey is the best part of Thanksgiving!
Why did the turkey join the circus?
Because it had the drumsticks!
What do you call a running turkey?
Fast food!
What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?
Plymouth Rock!
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