22 Beach Jokes for Sunny Days
Shore-fire puns about sand, waves and the ocean.
Pack these beach jokes with your sunscreen. They cover waves, sand, seashells and the creatures under the sea, and they are perfect for car rides to the coast.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
Why did the beach get a tan?
Because it saw the ocean’s rays!
What did the sun say to the beach umbrella?
You provide shade, and I’ll bring the heat!
Why did the fisherman bring a ladder to the beach?
To scale the fish he caught!
What do you call a martial artist at the beach?
A sand-ta!
Why did the wave bring a towel to the beach?
To have a spot to dry land!
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved!
What kind of shark is always funny?
A clownfish!
What’s a beach’s favorite ice cream flavor?
Rocky Shore!
Why did the swimming pool go to the party?
It wanted to make a splash!
Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
Because they are shellfish!
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bagels!
Did you hear about the seagull who flew over the bay?
It’s now known as a bagel!
What do you call it when you have a resting beach face?
Sand-sational!
Why did the mermaid bring her comb to the beach?
Because she wanted to make some waves!
How do you spot a beach loser?
They’re always dragging their sand-feet!
What did the shark say after eating a clownfish?
That tasted a little funny!
What do you call a coconut vacation?
A tropical time out!
What did the beach say to the palm tree?
Long time, no sea!
Why did the beach feel confident?
It had great sand-itude!
Why did the beach get on the scale?
Because it wanted to weigh tide!
What do you call a snow cone at the beach?
Sandy candy!
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