16 Best Valentine's Day Jokes
Sweet puns for cards, classrooms and sweethearts.
Valentine's Day jokes are a sweet way to say you care without getting too mushy. These are perfect for classroom cards, lunchbox notes or a laugh with your favorite person.
Why did the Valentine’s Day card get ten out of ten?
Because it was perfect!
What did one pickle say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
You mean a great dill to me!
What did one lightbulb say to the other?
I love you watts and watts!
What did the grape say to the orange on Valentine’s Day?
You’re peel-ing me off my feet! .
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I’m so glad I do!
What do you call two birds in love?
Tweet-hearts! .
What did the coffee say to its Valentine?
I love you a latte!
Why did the Valentine’s Day card get in trouble?
It couldn’t keep its envelope!
What did one strawberry say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
I love you berry much!
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
It was already stuffed!
What did one light bulb say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
I love you brightly!
What did the loaf of bread say to its Valentine?
You’re the greatest thing since sliced bread!
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
I’m stuck on you!
What did the email say to the Valentine’s Day card?
You’ve got mail!
How does a computer express its love?
It says, You auto-complete me!
Are you a magician?
Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
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