16 Pasta Jokes to Make You Laugh Al Dente
Noodle puns for spaghetti night.
Spaghetti, penne, ravioli and impasta-bly bad puns. These pasta jokes are perfect for reading aloud while the water boils.
Why did the macaroni take a long time to cook?
It was feeling a little shell-shocked.
Why did the macaroni and cheese go to the doctor?
Because it had a cheesy stomach ache.
Why did the linguine go to the gym?
To get a good stretch!
What do you call a linguine that’s always getting into trouble?
A noodle-do-well.
Why did the fettuccine cross the road?
To get to the other alfredo side!
What did the fettuccine say to the colander?
I’m feeling a bit strained today.
Why did the penne pasta cross the road?
To get to the other side al dente!
What do you call a penne pasta that works as a detective?
A noodle-ing investigator.
What do you call a farfalle that’s not afraid to speak its mind?
A bow-ld one!
How do farfalle pasta noodles stay in shape?
They bowtie their waistlines!
Why did the farfalle pasta feel so confident?
It knew it could tie up any competition!
Why did the tortellini go to the doctor?
It had a case of the pasta-lysis!
How do tortellini stay in shape?
They do a lot of dough-xercises!
What do you call a tortellini that’s feeling down?
A little pasta-ve.
Why did the tortellini cross the road?
To get to the other sauce!
What do you call a ravioli that’s lost its way?
A ravished ravioli.
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