17 Corn Jokes That Are A-Maize-ing
Corny puns about cobs, kernels and fields.
Corn jokes are the corniest jokes of all, which is exactly the point. Share these at a summer cookout, a harvest festival or any time someone says "a-maize-ing."
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a boastful mountain climber?
A hill-billy.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why was the corn so scared?
Because it was kernel-less!
Why did the corn go to the doctor?
Because it had a corny cob!
Why did the farmer run over the corn?
Because it was kerneled!
Why did the wheat cross the road?
To get to the other grain!
What do you call a group of unruly barley farmers?
A grain drain.
Why was the oat so moody?
It had a lot of issues.
Why was the popcorn kernel so hot-tempered?
Because it was a little un-kernel-y!
What do you call a popcorn kernel that’s really good at math?
A calculator!
Why did the popcorn go to the party?
Because it was a-maize-ing!
What did the corn say to the axe?
Kernel expected you!
Why did the farmer name his tractor Emotion?
Because it was his lifelong dream to own a 2 tractor!
Why can’t a bicycle stand up on its own?
It’s two-tired!
Why was the scarecrow awarded the Nobel Prize?
He was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
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