23 Orange Jokes With Plenty of Zest
Citrus puns and a few classic knock-knocks.
Orange jokes start with the most famous knock-knock joke of all and keep peeling from there. Expect zest, rinds and at least one "orange you glad" moment.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
What kind of monkey doesn’t eat bananas?
An orangeutan.
What happened when the orange was peeled?
It lost its rind.
Why do oranges wear sunblock?
Because they peel.
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
What kind of music do planets listen to?
Neptunes.
Why did the orange go to the dentist?
It needed a sweet filling!
What did the orange say to the banana?
I’m a-peel-ing!
Why was the orange so excited?
Because it was the zestival time of the year!
What do you call a fake navel orange?
An Imposter!
How do oranges communicate?
They Zest each other!
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran Ort of juice!
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t feeling Peel-y well!
What do you call an orange that’s been in the sun too long?
A Fried orange!
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went against its peels.
What do you call an orange that goes on adventures?
An orange explorer.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine!
Why was the orange blushing?
Because it saw the apple’s new dress!
What do you call an orange with glasses?
A nerd!
Why was the orange juice can so depressed?
It couldn’t concentrate!
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a fruit-ful day.
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