10 Father's Day Jokes to Celebrate Dad
Clean jokes to write in a card or read aloud at breakfast.
Father's Day is the one day a year when dad jokes are officially encouraged. Use these in a card, at the barbecue or as a toast. Bonus points if dad has already told you half of them.
Why did the dad refuse to get a computer?
He didn’t want to get tech-no-logical.
What do you call a dad who’s always trying to fix the WiFi?
A router-er.
How does a tech-savvy dad make a call?
By pressing contacts and hitting dial-dad.
What do you call a dad who gets a tie as a gift every year?
Neck-ssarily disappointed.
Why was the dad upset when he received socks for Father’s Day?
Because it was a complete foot-let-down.
How did the dad react when he opened a framed photo of himself?
He said, This is just a mirror image.
Why did the dad bring a ladder to the party?
He wanted to go-dad all the way to the top!
What did the dad say to the graduating class?
I’m so proud of you!
What do you call a dad who loves nature?
A hike’r!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the dad washing the car for 2 hours.
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