12 More Short Jokes for Quick Laughs
A second helping of quick-hit humor.
Ran through our first list of short jokes already? Here is another batch of quick, clean jokes that are easy to remember and easy to retell.
Why did the Buddhist talk to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
What do you call a pony with a cough?
A little horse.
What’s a cat’s favorite dessert?
A bowl full of mice-cream.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey, bee a dear and get that for me, please!
What’s Forest Gump’s password?
1Forest1.
Why did the gym close down?
It just didn’t work out.
Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?
Because they always take things literally.
What do you call a Santa who’s run away?
A hiding Claus!
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
Because if they had four doors, they would be chicken sedans!
Why did I become a baker?
Because I kneaded the dough!
Why did the scarecrow become a successful manager?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
Because they heard the code had a lot of bugs!
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