21 Best Dog Jokes for Dog Lovers
Paws-itively funny jokes about our four-legged friends.
Dogs are loyal, goofy and endlessly pun-able. These dog jokes are perfect for sharing with fellow dog owners, writing in a birthday card or reading to the kids before the evening walk.
Why don’t dogs make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What do you get if you cross a dog and a telephone?
A golden receiver!
Why couldn’t the dog stop reading the newspaper?
He just couldn’t put it down!
Why did the dog sit in the shade?
Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog!
What did the dog say to the tree?
Bark!
Why did the dog bring a clock to the park?
He wanted to play fetch on time!
Why don’t dogs make good chefs?
They always miss a whisk!
What do you get when you cross a dog with a calculator?
A friend you can count on!
Why did the dog become an artist?
It had a palette for creativity!
How do dogs say grace before a meal?
Paws and give thanks!
What did the dog say after a long day at work?
I’m dog-tired!
Why don’t dogs use cell phones?
They already have a collar ID!
What do you call a dog that can sing?
A Canine Dion!
Why did the dog open a bakery?
Because it kneaded a new business venture!
Why do dogs make great detectives?
They always have a nose for the truth!
How do dogs greet each other on Christmas?
Merry Woofmas!
Why did the dog become a math teacher?
Because it was really good at counting its bones!
What did the French poodle say when it won the dog show?
Merci-bow!
What did one flea say to the other?
Shall we walk or take the dog?
Why did the dog bring a flashlight to the party?
Because he wanted to make a great impression!
How do dog catchers get paid?
By the pound!
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