45 Best Kid Jokes to Keep Little Ones Laughing
Easy, clean jokes kids can memorize and retell.
This is our biggest list of jokes for kids. Each one is short enough for a young child to remember and uses simple wordplay about animals, food and school. Try reading the setup and letting your child guess the answer.
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?
A stegasnore-us!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
What kind of key can open any door?
A monkey!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a nice place you’ve got here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mother was a wafer too long!
How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall!
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner is on me!
Why did the sheep go to the salon?
To get a new ewe!
What did one hat say to the other hat?
You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age!
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
What did one pencil say to the other pencil?
You’re looking sharp!
Why did the snowman bring a broom to the party?
Because he wanted to sweep everyone off their feet!
Why did the ski instructor get kicked out of class?
Because he couldn’t snow his work!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
What do snowmen use to measure their height?
Snow rulers!
Why did the snowman go to art school?
Because he wanted to learn how to draw attention!
What do you call a snowman with a sunburn?
A meltin’ snowman!
What did one snowflake say to the other snowflake?
Have an ice day!
Why did the snowman turn red?
Because he saw the snowblower coming!
What is a snowman’s favorite type of music?
Ice, Ice, Baby!
Why did Batman go to school?
To improve his night skills!
Why did the minion bring a ladder to the concert?
To see Bananarama from the front row!
What’s SpongeBob’s favorite snack?
Krabby Patties with sea-salt fries!
How does Harry Potter get rid of a popcorn kernel stuck in his teeth?
With Dentist-chamber of secrets!
Why did Elsa build an ice rink in her castle?
For frozen dance parties!
Why did the superhero refuse to eat vegetables?
Because he thought they were anti-villain!
What’s Captain America’s favorite dessert?
Justice lemon pie!
How do video game characters stay cool in the summer?
They go to pixelated beaches!
Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
Because he wanted to tie the score!
Why was Cinderella terrible at baseball?
Because she always ran away from the ball!
What’s a quarterback’s favorite dance move?
The pass-ta!
Why did the football coach go to the bakery?
Because he needed a good roll for the offense!
Why did Olaf go to the summer sale?
Because he wanted a chill deal!
Why did Goldilocks go to the doctor?
Because she had a beary sore throat!
Why did the big sister put the little brother in the dryer?
She was looking for a littler brother!
Why did the mom take her son to the dog park?
It was his son-walk time!
What do you call a dinosaur that knows lots of words?
A thesaurus.
What room has no doors?
A mushroom!
Why can’t you book a moon hotel?
It has no star-rating!
How do the animals enter an arc in Fortnite?
Two by two!
Why can’t the Minecraft player find their friends?
Because they’re always in a different dimension!
How do the Malfoys get into bed?
They Slytherin!
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