10 Bad Knock-Knock Jokes That Are Secretly Great
So corny they knock themselves out.
A bad knock-knock joke is a special kind of fun. The pun is a stretch, the delivery is everything and the groan is the reward. Try these on someone who thinks they have heard them all.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you so much!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
Cow says mooooo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
James.
James who?
James gonna keep telling jokes until you laugh!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rachel.
Rachel who?
Rachel moment you leave, I’m telling another joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma so excited for our family game night!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it was two-tired!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
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