10 Sunday Jokes for a Lazy Weekend
Relaxed, lighthearted jokes for the end of the week.
Sunday is for slow mornings, big breakfasts and a few easy laughs before the week begins. These jokes are as low-effort and cheerful as the day itself.
What do you call a fake nap on a Sunday afternoon?
A siesta.
What did the workaholic say on Sunday?
I can’t weekend.
Why is Sunday a fun day?
Because you just sleep until you’re hungry, then eat until you’re sleepy.
Which day of the week makes you happy in the morning and sad at bedtime?
Sunday.
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She kept running away from the ball!
What do you call a pile of cats?
A meow-ntain.
What do you call an angry carrot?
A steamed veggie.
What do you call a chicken that is staring at a lettuce?
Chicken sees a salad.
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Teddy.
Teddy who?
Teddy is the first day of summer.
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