13 Silly Dad Jokes That Are Too Dumb Not to Tell
Lighthearted, goofy one-liners for the whole family.
Some jokes are so simple they should not work, and yet here we are laughing. These silly dad jokes rely on literal thinking and obvious puns, which is exactly why kids love them.
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar.
What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
A slipper, of course.
What do you call a cat with eight legs?
An octo-puss.
What do you call a sheep with a calculator?
A lamb-borghini!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow who?
MOO!
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
Why don’t rocks like to go on vacation?
They take things for granite!
Why was the computer cold?
It left its Windows open!
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!
Did you hear about the coffee that got promoted?
It was a latte success!
Why did the cheese go to the art exhibition?
Because it wanted to see the masterpieces!
What kind of cheese is made backward?
Edam.
What’s a ninja’s favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers!
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