15 Rock Jokes That Are Gneiss and Funny
Geology puns that rock.
Geology is full of great puns: gneiss, schist, boulders and rocks that roll. These jokes are a hit with young scientists and anyone who has ever collected a pretty stone.
What do you call a geologist who studies volcanoes?
A pyroclastic professional.
How do geologists organize a party?
They slate it.
Did you hear about the geologist who was terribly overworked?
He had a schist load of work to do.
Why did the amethyst refuse to work on Monday?
It just wasn’t its quartz.
What do you call a group of unruly apatite crystals?
A fluorite!
What do you call a pebble that’s been in the sun too long?
A little rock-burned.
How did the geologist solve the mystery?
They used their rocking deduction skills.
Why did the boulder go to the doctor?
It was a little rocky.
What do you call a stone that never stops talking?
A chatterbox.
What do you call a rock that’s always getting into trouble?
A Mischievous Mineral.
What do you call a group of unproductive geologists?
A wasteland.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Granite.
Granite who?
Granite a good time, aren’t you?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Schist.
Schist who?
Schist, I forgot your name!
Why did the lava cross the road?
To get to the other side… and melt everything in its path!
What do you call a volcano that’s not active?
Totally igneous!
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