13 Popsicle Jokes That Are Totally Cool
Icy puns for hot summer days.
Nothing beats a popsicle on a hot day, except maybe a popsicle joke. These frosty puns are short, sweet and perfect for summer camp and pool parties.
What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?
Patty.
What are the Smartest Animals?
Fish, because they stay in schools.
What’s a cow’s favorite activity?
Going to the MOOOOvies.
Why didn’t the rooster go on the roller coaster?
He was chicken.
Where does a dog sleep?
In a pup tent.
Where does the dog hate to shop?
At the Flea Market.
How do pigs talk?
Swine Language.
What does one icicle say to the other icicle before leaving?
Bye-cicle (Bicycle).
How does a computer catch fish?
With its internet.
What’s the best side of the house to put the porch on?
The outside.
Why did the popsicle cross the road?
Because it was time to melt!
What kind of music do icicles listen to?
Drip!
How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring.
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