18 Eye Jokes for a Sight Gag or Two
Puns about pupils, glasses and seeing clearly.
Eye jokes are a perfect fit for optometrists, glasses wearers and anyone who loves a sight gag. These play on pupils, lenses and the many ways we "see" things.
Why did the eye doctor go to the sky?
To get a better view.
What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
Doyouthinkhesaurus.
Why did the eye decide to become a photographer?
It had a real focus on life.
Why did the eye get a job as a teacher?
It had a lot to pupil!
What do you call an eye that loves to go shopping?
A mall-eyed shopper.
Why did the eye go to the art museum?
It wanted to expand its pupil-arity.
Why did the eye go to the math class?
Because it was good at geome-tree!
Why did the optometrist fail his exam?
He lost his focus!
How do you make an eye roll?
You corn-ea!
Why did the T-Rex have such good eyesight?
Because it had Jurassic vision!
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t see very well?
Tyrannosaurus Blurry!
How did the dinosaur optometrist lose his job?
He had a hard time focusing on his work.
Why did the eye go to the optometrist?
It just couldn’t see eye to eye with the rest of its face.
What do you call an eye that loves to take pictures?
A photo-eye.
Why did the optometrist go to the bakery?
To get a good retina!
Did you hear about the eye that joined a rock band?
Turns out it was a cornea player.
Why did the eye become a coffee enthusiast?
It was always looking for a good espresso sclera.
Did you hear about the eye that became a musician?
It had an ear for good music.
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