15 Elvis Jokes That Will Leave You All Shook Up
Rock-and-roll puns about the King.
Elvis Presley gave the world blue suede shoes, a famous lip curl and countless song titles that make perfect punchlines. These jokes are for music fans of every generation.
Why did the Elvis impersonator cross the road?
To get to the other side… with a cape and a jump suit on!
What do you call an Elvis impersonator who’s bad at karate?
A Hound Dog at martial arts.
How does an Elvis impersonator introduce himself?
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Why did Elvis always wear sunglasses?
Because the future was so bright!
What do you call it when Elvis Presley goes camping?
A Hunka Hunka Burnin’ Tent!
How did Elvis keep his house so cool?
He had a hound dog sitting in every window!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Elvis.
Elvis who?
Elvis has left the building, but I’m here to entertain you with my elvis-inspired comedy!
Why did Elvis Presley cross the road?
To get to the other side… all shook up!
What do you call a group of Elvis impersonators?
A herd of Elvises!
How did Elvis keep his pants up?
With Jailhouse Rock!
What do you call Elvis Presley’s favorite car?
A Hound Dog!
What do you get when you cross an Elvis impersonator with a detective?
A hound dog that’s always on the case!
What do you call Elvis Presley’s favorite type of exercise?
Jumping Jelly Doughnuts!
How did Elvis Presley like his sandwiches?
Peanut butter and Graceland!
What did Elvis Presley say when he saw a group of very small aliens?
I can’t help falling in love with you…little green men!
Got a joke that belongs on this list? Send it to info@millionjokes.com. We review every submission and only publish jokes that are clean and family-friendly. Browse more in General Jokes.
