16 Car Jokes to Rev Up Your Day
Road-trip puns about engines, tires and traffic.
Car jokes are perfect for road trips, driving lessons and anyone who loves a good pun about tires and exhaust. Buckle up.
Can you please slow down?
I’d like to get home alive, if that’s okay with you.
What do you call a car that can’t make up its mind?
A Hyundai!
Why did the traffic light turn red?
You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
A Ford Siesta.
Why did the car go to the mechanic?
It had a flat battery.
What kind of car does Vin Diesel use?
A Diesel.
What kind of cars do people in Norway drive?
Fjords.
Why couldn’t the frog find his car?
He’d been toad.
What do Michigan autoworkers do on Cinco de Mayo?
They have a Fort Fiesta.
Why did the Ford Ranger get a speeding ticket?
Because it was running away from the Ford Escort.
What do you call a Ford Expedition that’s been in a crash?
A Ford Expedition.
What do you get when you crash a Ford Focus with a Ford Fiesta?
A Ford Fusion.
What do you call a Ford with a twin exhaust?
A wheelbarrow.
Why couldn’t one Ford Focus give the other Ford Focus a message?
Broken transmission.
What does the GT stand for on a Ford?
Glued together.
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but have you ever seen me and Batman in the same room together?
That’s what a Ford Mustang owner would say.
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