16 Riddle Jokes and Funny Brain Teasers
Questions that sound tricky but end in a pun.
Riddle jokes are part puzzle, part punchline. Ask the question and give your audience a moment to think. The answer is usually simpler, and sillier, than they expect.
What kind of apples do computers prefer?
Macintosh.
What’s the richest nut?
A cash-ew.
What kind of fruit can you never cheer up?
A blueberry.
What do you call a crocodile that is also a detective?
An investi-gator.
What kind of lion never roars?
A dandelion.
What has many needles but doesn’t sew?
A Christmas tree.
What did the leaf say to the branch?
I’m falling for you.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken!
Why did the bear cross the road?
To get to the other side… and raid the picnic basket!
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because it was too chicken!
What do you call a chicken crossing the road to get to the other side?
Poultry in motion!
What do you call it?
Poultry in motion.
What’s the Easter bunny’s top music pick?
Hip-hop.
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch!
What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Leftover!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side… or so I’ve been told.
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