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"Is it in?" he asked. "Yes," she said. "Does it hurt?" "No." So she bought a new pair of shoes.
The newly born sperm was receiving instructions in conception from the instructor. "As soon as you hear the siren, run for the tunnel and swim in a straight line until you get to the entrance of a damp cavern. At the end of the cavern you will... Read
Two boys walk into a field where a lake sits in the middle. They see a naked woman swimming in there, and one immediatly runs in the other direction. The second boy runs after him and asks," Why did you run away?" The first boy replies... Read
Erin returned home from a date very late, complaining of an ache. "What's the matter?" asked her mother. "I have a pain in my shoulder," she said. "I must have wrenched it." "Where did you and Rick go this... Read
Terrence picked up Jennie in a singles bar, took her back to his place, and the two were soon in the bedroom making it hot and heavy. Afterward, lighting up a cigarette, he said, "So, how was it?" "Boy, are you a lousy lover!"... Read