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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman: before marriage and after marriage.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married.... and then it was too late!"
They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defence.

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